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The Secret Government Project I've Been Stealing From For Years

Library Stealing

I'm not sure if I should be publicly writing about this, but I've uncovered a pretty massive government conspiracy, and have secretly been stealing from this government-funded project for several years.

This isn't like torrenting a music file from the internet.....we're talking about picking up products and walking right out of this place without paying for them.

It's a pretty massive government operation:

  • This place has the knowledge of a thousand years compiled into one building.
  • This place houses all the laws and rules of the United States, and has access to every public record on file.
  • This place contains millions of dollars in assets.....and we're going to rob it blind.

I've found out the codename for this government project is "Codename Library."

I know "Codename Library" is a secret because despite being millions of dollars of goods inside these buildings, not even a small percentage of the U.S. population knows about them!!!

Today I am going to expose the Codename Library conspiracy wide open.

(If I am captured after this exposé of Codename Library, avenge my death by taking lots of resources out of one of the locations).

Read on if you'd like to hear more about how to rob the government blind of valuable information, books, and real estate.......


Locations of these Top-Secret Government Facilities:

Codename Library Secret

Turns out the United States Government has been running "Codename Library" facilities since the 1800's.  Each facility houses millions of dollars in products, and more inventory is added each month.

Turns out there's 119,487 of these "Codename Libraries" in America alone!!! Look at this chart of all these top-secret libraries:

Libraries in USA

There's so many of these secret government facilities, that 96.4% of U.S. population has close-by access to these "Codename Library" facilities.

I can only speculate that the government has setup sooo many of these libraries close to every person in the USA to spy on the citizens. Why else would they store massive amounts of information, books, resources, and computers next to every person!?!?!????

These government pigs are hiding a wealth of knowledge and resources from the population.  In fact, each library has massive amounts of resources that people in the normal world have to PAY for:

  • Fast Internet.
  • Bathrooms.
  • Tables. Desks. Workspaces.
  • Loitering is totally allowed.
  • Tons of Books.
  • Tons of Magazines.
  • Tons of CD's.
  • Tons of DVD's.
  • Video Games.
  • Every Newspapers.
  • 3D printers (some locations).
  • Archives of all laws/records.
  • Comfortable places to work/read/chill.
  • Expensive subscriptions.
  • Government workers called "Librarians" who will help you research any topic.

So if you live in the United States, you're super close to one of these secret "Codename Library" facilities.  I want YOU to go spy on these operations and rob them blind by utilizing all these free resources they don't want you to have!!



Secret Hacks: Codename Library

Library Steal

So how can we massively exploit and get the most from these top-secret government facilities??

Well I've been taking from "Codename Library" for years.....and I want to help others do the same.  So here are my 8 favorite Secret Hacks  to rip off "Codename Library" and leech massive value off the government!!!!

Read on my rebellious friend.....



Secret Hack #1: The Monthly Magazine Read

Library Magazine Stacks

These sleazy government fat-cats have subscriptions to EVERY MAJOR MAGAZINE and get them delivered weekly.  There's very little security in their magazine vault, so if you sneak into a "Codename Library" facility like I do.....you can read all the magazines for free!!  SUCKERS!!

Every month or so I go to the magazine section of "Codename Library" and read through 6 - 12 magazines.  I personally like the science-y and entrepreneur-y magazines....but they have a wide variety for whatever topic you're personally into or curious about.  I'll grab a whole stack and start powering through.

The above picture is just half of the magazine section at the "Codename Library" facility I routinely break into.

There's a lot of speciality magazines there I would never in a million years purchase, but are interesting to peruse through quickly and read a few good articles.  Sometimes I might quickly flip through a photography magazine or read a full Reader's Digest....neither of which I'd ordinarily subscribe to, but sometimes pickup some good information.

I usually end up snapping photos of pages with my phone if there's something interesting, or taking a bunch of notes.  Here's some example pictures of random pages that caught my eye during my last trip to the library:

I thought this ad was clever, so I snapped a picture of it and put it in my "Swipe File" folder in my phone:


I came across this article about Tony Robbins and it had a quote I thought was interesting:


There was a great article about a guy who produces all the major comedy specials and it had an interesting blurb about a book I wanted to read:


The point of all this is you can pick up a lot of un-expectedly good information by browsing through a bunch of magazines.  I think taking notes (or pics in this case) really helps retain that information.

......best of all, the government will never know you're stealing from their precious "Codename Library" facility  ;-)



Secret Hack #2: Your Home Away from Home (and free co-working space)

My favorite way of sticking it to the government is by breaking into my local "Codename Library" and using it as a FREE co-working space!!  The security guards there are so incompetent they let me stay there for hours for free!!  What idiots!!!!!

The best part is ALL THIS STUFF IS FREE and ANYONE CAN USE.   Since "Codename Library" facilities are kept secret by the government, of course there's barely anyone in there (except those two (most likely) undercover FBI agents).....


I used to live about 5 miles outside of Downtown Austin, and I would hate just going home and being isolated.  So I would break into the downtown "Codename Library" just to chill for a while.

If I went to a coffee shop I'd end up spending $20 or more on food and drinks, would 90% likely have crappy semi-working internet, and have tons of distractions which prevents long periods of solid work.

Going to a coffee shop was often a net-negative in a time and money.

However in the secret library facility it's generally very quiet (I bring ear plugs for extra silence), the internet always works and is very fast, there's computers for you to use if you don't have a great laptop, and if you get bored on your computer you can just go browse the books or magazines!

Those greedy government bureaucrats never want normal citizens like us to know you can just hang out at "Codename Library" for free all day......but now you know, and can take advantage of it yourself without spending a dime!!



Secret Hack #3: Practice Speed Reading

Speed Reading

The government doesn't want you to read fast and gain knowledge.....this is why they keep "Codename Library" a total secret from society.

But learning how to absorb information at a faster pace is like having a super-power.....and the "Codename Library" is this fantastic place you can practice learning speed reading across many different types of mediums (Magazines, Books, Newspapers).

I learned in middle school that it's pretty easy to speed read, and it took me about a month of practice everyday to train my brain to handle the rapid amount of information intake.  It's also super handy to speed read through "boring" parts of a book.

Here's a super-brief synopsis of how I learned to speed read from "Codename Library":

1.) Grab a random book from the "Codename Library" secret archives.

2.) Read the inside and outside jacket of the book for context.

3.) Look at the table of contents about the book first (this helps you pre-understand what you're about to read).

4.) When some chapter gets "boring" just bump up the speed of your reading by 2x.  Your brain will naturally slow back down when something is of interest to you again. On some really lame chapters I'll spend little as 5 seconds per page.

Just because it's in a book doesn't mean it's good or interesting.  Use your own judgement to extract the knowledge you want, and skip the rest.

For example: I was reading a looonngg biography about Benjamin Franklin, and there were several chapters on his uncle and his uncle's complete background.  It went down such a random rabbit-hole that I quickly decided:

1.) I don't give a shit about Benjamin Franklin's uncle's entire life story.

2.) This information wasn't delivering anything super-useful at the moment.

.....so I started turning the pages fast as I can, giving the page a quick-skim to see if there's anything interesting.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with skipping parts of a book.

If you're not interested or it's boring, then just skip it.

Since we're simply stealing books and resources from the government at "Codename Library" who cares if we don't read it???  It's free for us!!!!



Secret Hack #4: Learning Random New Stuff

absorbing knowledge from book

The best part about "Codename Library" is the vast amount of different subjects kept under one roof.  The government doesn't want YOU to know about this though, because they want to keep YOU dumb and stupid.  But me & you are rebels and will break in to "Codename Library" and steal this knowledge anyways ;-)

So to learn new stuff you'd never otherwise think to learn, I would do this hack:

I would stand in the middle of the archives at "Codename Library", close my eyes, and randomly point at a direction.  I would then walk straight towards where I pointed and pickup that book and force myself to read the entire book (although I would grant full permission to hyper-speed-read any shitty parts of a book).

Here's an example of random things I learned:

I once picked up a book about ammunition.  I thought, "Ugghh this is a waste of time, I don't care about how bullets are made!"

By the end I was fascinated with how many different types of ammunition there were, and how much money could be made off making weapons that take proprietary ammunition!

If an army buys 10,000 of your guns and buys 500,000,000 rounds of ammo per year, that's a HUGE business!

It's not like I ever want to build a weapons company, it's just something new I learned, and now I understood more about the world around me because of this random tid-bit of knowledge.



Secret Hack #5: Bring a Notepad and Take Notes (aka Steal Information)

A lot of the books at this top-secret government facility aren't books I'd normally buy or even rent.  However I AM interested enough to sit down and read a bit of each book and pull out some of the interesting parts:

For example, I saw a book on Self Hypnosis and decided to give it a quick read and take some notes.  I took a few pages of notes (and pictures of the book since I'm using an iPad Pro to take these notes):

self hypnosis notes library

That Self Hypnosis book wasn't a book I'd ever buy, but it did have a FEW interesting tid-bits I wanted to save.

This is the great thing about this secret "Codename Library" project.....all the books are just sitting there for you to browse and take notes on.

Later down the line I re-read these notes, and there's a broad wealth of knowledge I have of interesting topics, unique perspectives, and information I never otherwise would've learned.



Secret Hack #5: Ask a "Secret Librarian" for Free Research

Library Reference Desk

Did you know "Librarian" is actually a professional title?

Did you know "Library Science" is actually a degree in college?

This means that Librarians are literally trained professionals that will search anything for you....FOR FREE.

  • They will help you find old ancestry records.
  • They will help you find a job.
  • They will help you find any material you are searching for.
  • They will help you locate records or information from other libraries.
  • They will help you find free classes to learn skills.
  • They will help you find events, meetups, and services in your city.
  • They will help you find free government services you can use.
  • They will help you find information from their vast database access to public government records.
  • They will help you find details of laws and regulations.

I am convinced this is a government conspiracy coverup because very few people know about these services.  

But now that you know them, you can break into a "Codename Library" near you and ask these "Secret Librarians" for help on any subject.



Secret Hack #6: Use The Top Secret Time Travel Mechanism at "Codename Library"

One of the craziest things you can do at these secret government facilities is TIME TRAVEL.  That's right.  Here's how you do it:

You go to the sections of "Codename Library" where they keep very old books, and you read them. This will teleport you back in time!!!

Different facilities have different types of resources.  Some keep magazines from the 20's, some keep books from the 1700's.....it just depends on the secret government facility you're at.

By glancing at the books of the past, you can see what life really was like back then!  It's time travel in the form of books and magazines!

For example, there was this whole section of old Harper's Bazaar fashion magazines dating back to the 1930's.  I simply picked up a random one from 1945 and I got this when I opened to a random page:


It was actually really eye-opening to open this 1945 issue and see that high fashion was being dictated my military fashion! It immediately flooded my head with thoughts of what it would be like to be alive in 1945 when there was a full World War in swing.

I thought of how different it would've been that 90% of my friends would probably be in the military or involved in some way during that time.  By simply reading and viewing the materials of that era, I "time travelled" to it in my mind.

Even though I took the above photo just for this blog post, I couldn't help but be struck by how damn cushy my life is compared to if I were a male adult in 1945.

This kind of time travel definitely helps you gain perspective on your present-day life.



Secret Hack #7: Free CD's, DVD's, Learning Programs, Software, Games, New Books

One of the craziest perk the greedy government gives it's Secret Agents is free access to all of "Codename Library" assets.  In fact, they can checkout any of the CD's, DVD's, Software, Games, Books they want!!

Look at the large amount of free resources they have (I risked my life to obtain these spy pictures):


Most of us "regular shmucks" have to pay good money for these things.....but "Codename Library" is using taxpayer dollars to give them away free!!?!?  This is why I think you too should break into a "Codename Library" and take stuff out too.

In the "Codename Library" facility near me there's 100,000+ square feet of Books and Games and DVD's and CD's and Software....and I regularly steal from it.

All I do is pose as a government agent at the front desk, and those fools let me walk outta there with the assets for free!!!  Suckers!!!!!!



Secret Hack #8: Free Computers and Resources

One of the resources "Codename Library" keeps hidden from the general public is a large number of computers.  The government is so stupid, they don't even password protect the computers......anyone can access them!!!

I took some spy footage of some of these computer stations, and it appears any Secret Government Agent can just walk up to one of these computer stations and use them!

Codename Library Spy Footage

All of these computers have high-speed internet and access to many paid databases and public information.  If you are clever enough to break into a "Codename Library" you can access and use these computers for free.


Illegally Break Into a "Codename Library" Near You:

I'll probably be arrested by the government for exposing this huge "Codename Library" coverup......and I'll DEFINITELY be arrest for building this tool that will show you all the secret "Codename Library" facilities near you:

Just click this link and it'll show you a map of where all the "Codename Library" facilities near you are located:



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Get this whole "Codename Library" post as a PDF & Word Doc for your own files.

Now go find a "Codename Library" and suck all it's resources dry  ;-)


Neville Medhora - Probably being detained at a secret government facility.


P.S. What are your favorite ways to steal from "Codename Library"??  

Any tips/suggestions/resources you've discovered or have "stolen" in the past????

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Neville, I love your useful articles about life hacks such as these, so I thank you for that. These are the reasons as to why I'm subscribed to your mailing list and I never feel like you're trying to sell me something. So thanks again and I like your writing style (and drawings!)!
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I agree.....those government pigs will STOP AT NOTHING to gather your information. So sneaky....
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Great job Secret Spy Ozzy for further unraveling this massive government conspiracy!
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Thanks for the secret tip Garen! Whenever I post or write something in OneNote it is automatically OCR'd in the background which makes it very easy to search for later.
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Good thinking Daniel, it makes way more sense to break into a secret "Codename Library" facility than pay for expensive and distracting coffee shops!
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Yeesh......that doesn't sound fun.

Sorry to hear your area doesn't have these cool secret government facilities :-/

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Very welcome Steve....speed reading is actually quite easy if you consistently do it everyday for a while (kinda like working out consistently is the only way to get larger muscles).

I don't worry about some things being out of date. There's still a lot of great information at these secret government facilities!

I think some of the more local libraries have lots of children, but I've never seen them being too rowdy or disturbing others.

Also if I "break in" to my download public library, there's actually very few children.

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Now that is one fancy "Codename Library" facility.....I can't believe the government is trying to keep it all to themselves!!

Great tips Yves, possibly shirt-worthy spy work!

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Thanks Eman, I'm glad you like them. Keep reading, and I will continue to try and push out great articles (and of course.....silly drawings) :-)
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I see you were essentially using private sector "Codename Library" facilities.....good job in utilizing them Secret Spy Rachael!
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Great job exploiting these secret "Codename Library" facilities Secret Spy Deb! I totally agree that speed-reading through a book is a great way to pickup the "meat" and spit out the "bones." Sometimes books just have parts that SUCK.....so why take your precious time to read through those parts??

Speed reading is a lifesaver.

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Great job "ripping off" these greedy librarians Therese! It's amazing how helpful they are (too bad they don't know we're just spies trying to bleed the government dry) :-P
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I know I know.......this secret is going to spread like wildfire and then the government will catch on that their precious "Codename Library" facilities are being robbed by us daily!
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Those government fat-cats were hiding free access to Lynda.com from us? I didn't even know about this one!
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Wow, great detective and spy work Alfonso, possibly shirt-worthy! These are great tips ;-)
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Yes Jessica, make sure to go to your local "Codename Library" and rob it blind again!!
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Yup, I actually heard him tell that story several times.

I think I've completely devoured the "copywriting" section of my local "Codename Library" already.

Sorry to spill this secret Government Agent Omari, but the American public has a right know!!

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Great reconnaissance work Vijay! I am going to look into the digital e-renting as I always want that stuff, but don't want to pay for it.

Possibly shirt-worthy secret agent spy work here Agent Vijay!

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I'm still amazed you can get this (steal this) for free from "Codename Library"....I'm going to do this myself!
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Good spy work Josh, I am sure someone will sneak out of "Codename Library" in order to tell your story after your capture!
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Oh wow.....your local "Codename Library" even has a built-in coffee shop? These government fat-cats loovvee to build these secret facilities all for themselves huh?

Thanks for exposing their secret Tony.

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After reading through the comments I just learned even my own nearby "Codename Library" facility provides this service, and I never knew about it! Thanks for exposing the secret Mark.
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Great job stealing work space from the "Codename Library" in Atlanta Saneel! Keep it up ;-)
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Very true Secret Agent Steve. The "Codename Library" is a great place to get work done on the government's dime ;-)
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Hey Alex, I take lots and lots and lots of notes. I fill up notebooks and recently have been taking lots of notes on my iPad Pro.
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