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The Secret Government Project I've Been Stealing From For Years


Neville

Library Stealing

I'm not sure if I should be publicly writing about this, but I've uncovered a pretty massive government conspiracy, and have secretly been stealing from this government-funded project for several years.

This isn't like torrenting a music file from the internet.....we're talking about picking up products and walking right out of this place without paying for them.

It's a pretty massive government operation:

  • This place has the knowledge of a thousand years compiled into one building.
  • This place houses all the laws and rules of the United States, and has access to every public record on file.
  • This place contains millions of dollars in assets.....and we're going to rob it blind.

I've found out the codename for this government project is "Codename Library."

I know "Codename Library" is a secret because despite being millions of dollars of goods inside these buildings, not even a small percentage of the U.S. population knows about them!!!

Today I am going to expose the Codename Library conspiracy wide open.

(If I am captured after this exposé of Codename Library, avenge my death by taking lots of resources out of one of the locations).

Read on if you'd like to hear more about how to rob the government blind of valuable information, books, and real estate.......

 

Locations of these Top-Secret Government Facilities:

Codename Library Secret

Turns out the United States Government has been running "Codename Library" facilities since the 1800's.  Each facility houses millions of dollars in products, and more inventory is added each month.

Turns out there's 119,487 of these "Codename Libraries" in America alone!!! Look at this chart of all these top-secret libraries:

Libraries in USA

There's so many of these secret government facilities, that 96.4% of U.S. population has close-by access to these "Codename Library" facilities.

I can only speculate that the government has setup sooo many of these libraries close to every person in the USA to spy on the citizens. Why else would they store massive amounts of information, books, resources, and computers next to every person!?!?!????

These government pigs are hiding a wealth of knowledge and resources from the population.  In fact, each library has massive amounts of resources that people in the normal world have to PAY for:

  • Fast Internet.
  • Bathrooms.
  • Tables. Desks. Workspaces.
  • Loitering is totally allowed.
  • Tons of Books.
  • Tons of Magazines.
  • Tons of CD's.
  • Tons of DVD's.
  • Video Games.
  • Every Newspapers.
  • 3D printers (some locations).
  • Archives of all laws/records.
  • Comfortable places to work/read/chill.
  • Expensive subscriptions.
  • Government workers called "Librarians" who will help you research any topic.

So if you live in the United States, you're super close to one of these secret "Codename Library" facilities.  I want YOU to go spy on these operations and rob them blind by utilizing all these free resources they don't want you to have!!

 

 

Secret Hacks: Codename Library

Library Steal

So how can we massively exploit and get the most from these top-secret government facilities??

Well I've been taking from "Codename Library" for years.....and I want to help others do the same.  So here are my 8 favorite Secret Hacks  to rip off "Codename Library" and leech massive value off the government!!!!

Read on my rebellious friend.....

 

 

Secret Hack #1: The Monthly Magazine Read

Library Magazine Stacks

These sleazy government fat-cats have subscriptions to EVERY MAJOR MAGAZINE and get them delivered weekly.  There's very little security in their magazine vault, so if you sneak into a "Codename Library" facility like I do.....you can read all the magazines for free!!  SUCKERS!!

Every month or so I go to the magazine section of "Codename Library" and read through 6 - 12 magazines.  I personally like the science-y and entrepreneur-y magazines....but they have a wide variety for whatever topic you're personally into or curious about.  I'll grab a whole stack and start powering through.

The above picture is just half of the magazine section at the "Codename Library" facility I routinely break into.

There's a lot of speciality magazines there I would never in a million years purchase, but are interesting to peruse through quickly and read a few good articles.  Sometimes I might quickly flip through a photography magazine or read a full Reader's Digest....neither of which I'd ordinarily subscribe to, but sometimes pickup some good information.

I usually end up snapping photos of pages with my phone if there's something interesting, or taking a bunch of notes.  Here's some example pictures of random pages that caught my eye during my last trip to the library:

I thought this ad was clever, so I snapped a picture of it and put it in my "Swipe File" folder in my phone:

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I came across this article about Tony Robbins and it had a quote I thought was interesting:

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There was a great article about a guy who produces all the major comedy specials and it had an interesting blurb about a book I wanted to read:

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The point of all this is you can pick up a lot of un-expectedly good information by browsing through a bunch of magazines.  I think taking notes (or pics in this case) really helps retain that information.

......best of all, the government will never know you're stealing from their precious "Codename Library" facility  ;-)

 

 

Secret Hack #2: Your Home Away from Home (and free co-working space)

My favorite way of sticking it to the government is by breaking into my local "Codename Library" and using it as a FREE co-working space!!  The security guards there are so incompetent they let me stay there for hours for free!!  What idiots!!!!!

The best part is ALL THIS STUFF IS FREE and ANYONE CAN USE.   Since "Codename Library" facilities are kept secret by the government, of course there's barely anyone in there (except those two (most likely) undercover FBI agents).....

library-nobody-is-in

I used to live about 5 miles outside of Downtown Austin, and I would hate just going home and being isolated.  So I would break into the downtown "Codename Library" just to chill for a while.

If I went to a coffee shop I'd end up spending $20 or more on food and drinks, would 90% likely have crappy semi-working internet, and have tons of distractions which prevents long periods of solid work.

Going to a coffee shop was often a net-negative in a time and money.

However in the secret library facility it's generally very quiet (I bring ear plugs for extra silence), the internet always works and is very fast, there's computers for you to use if you don't have a great laptop, and if you get bored on your computer you can just go browse the books or magazines!

Those greedy government bureaucrats never want normal citizens like us to know you can just hang out at "Codename Library" for free all day......but now you know, and can take advantage of it yourself without spending a dime!!

 

 

Secret Hack #3: Practice Speed Reading

Speed Reading

The government doesn't want you to read fast and gain knowledge.....this is why they keep "Codename Library" a total secret from society.

But learning how to absorb information at a faster pace is like having a super-power.....and the "Codename Library" is this fantastic place you can practice learning speed reading across many different types of mediums (Magazines, Books, Newspapers).

I learned in middle school that it's pretty easy to speed read, and it took me about a month of practice everyday to train my brain to handle the rapid amount of information intake.  It's also super handy to speed read through "boring" parts of a book.

Here's a super-brief synopsis of how I learned to speed read from "Codename Library":

1.) Grab a random book from the "Codename Library" secret archives.

2.) Read the inside and outside jacket of the book for context.

3.) Look at the table of contents about the book first (this helps you pre-understand what you're about to read).

4.) When some chapter gets "boring" just bump up the speed of your reading by 2x.  Your brain will naturally slow back down when something is of interest to you again. On some really lame chapters I'll spend little as 5 seconds per page.

Just because it's in a book doesn't mean it's good or interesting.  Use your own judgement to extract the knowledge you want, and skip the rest.

For example: I was reading a looonngg biography about Benjamin Franklin, and there were several chapters on his uncle and his uncle's complete background.  It went down such a random rabbit-hole that I quickly decided:

1.) I don't give a shit about Benjamin Franklin's uncle's entire life story.

2.) This information wasn't delivering anything super-useful at the moment.

.....so I started turning the pages fast as I can, giving the page a quick-skim to see if there's anything interesting.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with skipping parts of a book.

If you're not interested or it's boring, then just skip it.

Since we're simply stealing books and resources from the government at "Codename Library" who cares if we don't read it???  It's free for us!!!!

 

 

Secret Hack #4: Learning Random New Stuff

absorbing knowledge from book

The best part about "Codename Library" is the vast amount of different subjects kept under one roof.  The government doesn't want YOU to know about this though, because they want to keep YOU dumb and stupid.  But me & you are rebels and will break in to "Codename Library" and steal this knowledge anyways ;-)

So to learn new stuff you'd never otherwise think to learn, I would do this hack:

I would stand in the middle of the archives at "Codename Library", close my eyes, and randomly point at a direction.  I would then walk straight towards where I pointed and pickup that book and force myself to read the entire book (although I would grant full permission to hyper-speed-read any shitty parts of a book).

Here's an example of random things I learned:

I once picked up a book about ammunition.  I thought, "Ugghh this is a waste of time, I don't care about how bullets are made!"

By the end I was fascinated with how many different types of ammunition there were, and how much money could be made off making weapons that take proprietary ammunition!

If an army buys 10,000 of your guns and buys 500,000,000 rounds of ammo per year, that's a HUGE business!

It's not like I ever want to build a weapons company, it's just something new I learned, and now I understood more about the world around me because of this random tid-bit of knowledge.

 

 

Secret Hack #5: Bring a Notepad and Take Notes (aka Steal Information)

A lot of the books at this top-secret government facility aren't books I'd normally buy or even rent.  However I AM interested enough to sit down and read a bit of each book and pull out some of the interesting parts:

For example, I saw a book on Self Hypnosis and decided to give it a quick read and take some notes.  I took a few pages of notes (and pictures of the book since I'm using an iPad Pro to take these notes):

self hypnosis notes library

That Self Hypnosis book wasn't a book I'd ever buy, but it did have a FEW interesting tid-bits I wanted to save.

This is the great thing about this secret "Codename Library" project.....all the books are just sitting there for you to browse and take notes on.

Later down the line I re-read these notes, and there's a broad wealth of knowledge I have of interesting topics, unique perspectives, and information I never otherwise would've learned.

 

 

Secret Hack #5: Ask a "Secret Librarian" for Free Research

Library Reference Desk

Did you know "Librarian" is actually a professional title?

Did you know "Library Science" is actually a degree in college?

This means that Librarians are literally trained professionals that will search anything for you....FOR FREE.

  • They will help you find old ancestry records.
  • They will help you find a job.
  • They will help you find any material you are searching for.
  • They will help you locate records or information from other libraries.
  • They will help you find free classes to learn skills.
  • They will help you find events, meetups, and services in your city.
  • They will help you find free government services you can use.
  • They will help you find information from their vast database access to public government records.
  • They will help you find details of laws and regulations.

I am convinced this is a government conspiracy coverup because very few people know about these services.  

But now that you know them, you can break into a "Codename Library" near you and ask these "Secret Librarians" for help on any subject.

 

 

Secret Hack #6: Use The Top Secret Time Travel Mechanism at "Codename Library"

One of the craziest things you can do at these secret government facilities is TIME TRAVEL.  That's right.  Here's how you do it:

You go to the sections of "Codename Library" where they keep very old books, and you read them. This will teleport you back in time!!!

Different facilities have different types of resources.  Some keep magazines from the 20's, some keep books from the 1700's.....it just depends on the secret government facility you're at.

By glancing at the books of the past, you can see what life really was like back then!  It's time travel in the form of books and magazines!

For example, there was this whole section of old Harper's Bazaar fashion magazines dating back to the 1930's.  I simply picked up a random one from 1945 and I got this when I opened to a random page:

old-books-library-harpers-bazaar

It was actually really eye-opening to open this 1945 issue and see that high fashion was being dictated my military fashion! It immediately flooded my head with thoughts of what it would be like to be alive in 1945 when there was a full World War in swing.

I thought of how different it would've been that 90% of my friends would probably be in the military or involved in some way during that time.  By simply reading and viewing the materials of that era, I "time travelled" to it in my mind.

Even though I took the above photo just for this blog post, I couldn't help but be struck by how damn cushy my life is compared to if I were a male adult in 1945.

This kind of time travel definitely helps you gain perspective on your present-day life.

 

 

Secret Hack #7: Free CD's, DVD's, Learning Programs, Software, Games, New Books

One of the craziest perk the greedy government gives it's Secret Agents is free access to all of "Codename Library" assets.  In fact, they can checkout any of the CD's, DVD's, Software, Games, Books they want!!

Look at the large amount of free resources they have (I risked my life to obtain these spy pictures):

codename-library-assets

Most of us "regular shmucks" have to pay good money for these things.....but "Codename Library" is using taxpayer dollars to give them away free!!?!?  This is why I think you too should break into a "Codename Library" and take stuff out too.

In the "Codename Library" facility near me there's 100,000+ square feet of Books and Games and DVD's and CD's and Software....and I regularly steal from it.

All I do is pose as a government agent at the front desk, and those fools let me walk outta there with the assets for free!!!  Suckers!!!!!!

 

 

Secret Hack #8: Free Computers and Resources

One of the resources "Codename Library" keeps hidden from the general public is a large number of computers.  The government is so stupid, they don't even password protect the computers......anyone can access them!!!

I took some spy footage of some of these computer stations, and it appears any Secret Government Agent can just walk up to one of these computer stations and use them!

Codename Library Spy Footage

All of these computers have high-speed internet and access to many paid databases and public information.  If you are clever enough to break into a "Codename Library" you can access and use these computers for free.

 

Illegally Break Into a "Codename Library" Near You:

I'll probably be arrested by the government for exposing this huge "Codename Library" coverup......and I'll DEFINITELY be arrest for building this tool that will show you all the secret "Codename Library" facilities near you:

Just click this link and it'll show you a map of where all the "Codename Library" facilities near you are located:

https://www.google.com/maps/search/library/

 

Download this post and signup for the list:

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Get this whole "Codename Library" post as a PDF & Word Doc for your own files.

Now go find a "Codename Library" and suck all it's resources dry  ;-)

Sincerely,

Neville Medhora - Probably being detained at a secret government facility.

 

P.S. What are your favorite ways to steal from "Codename Library"??  

Any tips/suggestions/resources you've discovered or have "stolen" in the past????


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I pass by two libraries on my commute everyday and have never been to either. Stopping by after work today thanks to this post.
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Guest Demelza Carlton

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Actually, I've gone one further - I've worked out how to hack into the Aussie version and steal resources without even leaving home. It's all because of this secret database called Trove...which allows me to access digitised newspapers and pictures from the past, up to and including maps more than 500 years old while lying in bed.

I kid you not...and I'm willing to share it: http://trove.nla.gov.au/

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My Codename Library allows me to check out magazines electronically and download them to the device of my choice. I can do this from anywhere in the world. And there is no return date!
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Guest Nabeel Azeez

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This is so simple and obvious I feel stupid for not realizing I can head to the library...

ANYTIME...

FOR FREE...

to learn and swipe enough to 1000x my earning potential.

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Ha! You're in trouble now, big time! My girlfriend is one of those "Librarians" and she's def going to report you and this article to her superiors. You certainly don't want to face a bunch of pissed-off librarians!

She *runs* a small academic library at an art school. I've visited there and you wouldn’t believe the resources they have just lying around for students to use. For free!! DVDs, coffee-tabs books, touch-screen computers; it's all out and on available.

Our town has one of these libraries *and* a smaller "branch" facility nearby. That one also has quiet spaces for kids and children's books and toys; I tell ya, those facilities are pretty sweet!

I've been going to libraries for years and while I'm not usually in favor of huge government programs, this is one I can support.

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I have used the library for years. I'm currently in talks with expanding a library in Uganda, Africa where I currently live. Been in expert info industry for 10 years love your work and it would be a smart idea to send me a Tshirt because I will feature it (wear it) in my next video. Should get over 50,000 views like my last video. Keep Rockin'
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Guest James Bullis

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A friend on Facebook said he was going to the new co-working space in town at the library. I thought, "I didn't hear about a new co-working space in town." Now I realize that he already knew something about these secret government labs.

I think I should take a trip to one of these Codename Library places. I think I could cross reference my Amazon Wishlist with their secret records of books and see if I can find a way to steal the information I need. I bet, like you said, that I can get away with only getting the best parts of these documents.

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I always forget to use the library for ACTUAL BOOK RESEARCH! Thanks for reminding me!

Actually, I've been using their free wifi and workspaces for a couple of years... Even had a couple of meetings using their facilities (you can rent private meeting spaces at our local branch).

You can even read the free Chamber Of Commerce monthly magazine and get business directories / charity directories if you're looking for lists to mail to!

Brilliant stuff! And a great 'reminder' post, Neville!

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Guest Alex Casteleiro

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Excellent article. Please allow me to contribute with...

Secret Hack #X:

Now you can even access books from your smartphone, tablet, and eReader... And you don't even have to worry about returning them on time, they magically auto-destruct from your device after a few days. Amazing right? Spy Style.

Here is one of the Top Secret Apps you can use https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.overdrive.mobile.android.mediaconsole

Download it, install it, log in with your super secret clearance library card number and password and that's it, browse, select, read.

Enjoy!!

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I've been using (stealing) from "Codename Libraries" for years and years. Their free selection of movies and music is really where it's at for me. Now that I'm a family man, recreational use of cinema and sound has fallen by the wayside. But that's not to say that I don't regularly rip "Codename Libraries" off still. Pro Tip: use "Codename Libraries'" automated system online, or their web app to reserve books and movies for the little ones. My wife looks up well-rated books on Amazon, then reserves them at the "Codename Library" where we pick them up and read them later for FREE. Pro Tip #2: reserve your books about seasonal stuff ahead of time. We like getting books that relate to things going on in the season, so the littles get their learn on. Just make sure to do it ahead of time. For example, you're not gonna get many Halloween books a couple days before Halloween, you need to reserve them a few weeks or a month before, and beat the demand. Lonely adults can usually rent new releases for only 50 cents too. That's like $1 cheaper than the CrimsonBox. Yeah!
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Guest Dave Hinchliffe

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Great article. Funny. Wish they had ANY libraries over here in Thailand.
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Guest Ricardo

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Secret Hack #9: Share the information you steal from these facilities with other people will make you feel awesomely great!

Thanks Neville

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Guest John Thomas

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I love the library. It's one of the few things that I don't begrudge my tax money paying for. One of the coolest things is the interlibrary loan program. Years ago, before it was republished, it had my library ship in a copy of Breakthrough Advertising so that I could read it without paying out of the nose by buying it on eBay.

My family and I are on a first name basis with our local librarians.

Great article, man.

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Guest Alive in 45

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Your reflections about what it must've been like to be an adult male in 1945 are a bit amusing. Reading an old magazine from that era is interesting and it does give you a bit of perspective, although you could've learned much more by actually talking to someone alive in those times. But talking to old people about their lives and times simply doesn't happen very much. Old people's existence and their memories are often treated as an boring inconvenience, rather than a resource, for younger people. Although I was not an adult in 1945, I was alive and I assure you that the world was a far different place than it is today. Nice article, great hook, good information for those who've forgotten/never really knew about libraries.
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Guest Yair Katz

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I'm not sure I can share this info, but... For people who have kids or young nephews, the Codename Libraries have secret plans for them too. Some of these places have, from time to time, a session where they bring a special agent to read books to kids. Sometimes they even assign an agent called an "author" to do these top secret assignments!

Special kids might be able to spend time with their parents, and read some books together.

But beware - this is a very sensitive matter, and should be handled with care.

:)

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It's possible to borrow an e-book reader from my library so I do that when I go on holidays. It's much better than lugging paper books around!
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Most university libraries will let you borrow books and use their databases for free as well when you have a local library card.

UT-Austin is a prime example, it does take about 30 minutes worth of walking around campus with a bunch of different forms to get a UT library card... but you get one. I used to spend a lot of time in the engineering library at UT even though I was never a student there. FREE :)

My favorite book that the UT library had but the Austin didn't have is "How to Spend 24 hours in a day" written 100 years ago in London and you would think is was written yesterday. Simple ways of thinking about spending your time like money.

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And if the particular 500p3r-53kr17 facility you break in doesn't have exactly the key piece of evidence you're looking for... you can easily fool them into getting it for you from another one! Check out (so to speak) this One Weird Trick called Inter-Library Loan -- details are carefully hidden at the "dark-web" site https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interlibrary_loan .
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Sometimes codename libraries in the same area like to share their database so that you can request books and other media from different libraries. I think this is used to entice people to come in so they can gather your data and monitor your wherabouts
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Great job Neville! BUT!!!! - you've only uncovered the tip of the iceberg here! This conspiracy goes much further and is much more complicated than that!

There are millions - I repeat - MILLIONS of normal people like you and me who create their own information resources and sort through that mountain of information! They are undercover spies, usually codenamed "students", and they use software like zotero (https://www.zotero.org/) to do that sorting. On top of that, these "students" think they are robbing the government of information, but in reality THEY are exploited as information diggers! They accumulate all that information into dossiers and secret reports named "dissertation" or "thesis" - for free! They don't get paid to work for any secret agency, they do it for the promise of a "good job". Bahahaha! (<<imagine evil laugh here). It's a bit like a spy/counterspy/double agent kind of thing. I'm still trying to figure out the exact role of the so-called "librarians" in this game!

If anyone has intel on that, please leave a note in section "astrophysics", at the end of shelf "Sta-Sto". Thank you!

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Taking photos for future reference is a huge time saver, especially if you can splurge for the optical character recognition features of a program like Evernote. It's not 100% accurate, but good enough to make it easy to find quotes/articles later without having to tag them at all. Thanks for the entertaining blog posts!
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A couple of months ago I started to work as a freelance. I was thinking paying a coworking space, fuck that.

I love the library, it is 5 min from my house, it has a huge window, it has a standing desk, it is free, it is full of weird people that go there to borrow the computers. Libraries are the most underrated resource nowadays.

Congrats to you Neville for unlock the potential of the libraries!

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Guest Mohamed Mehdi

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Oh buddy, you're so damn lucky to live in America.

In my country, we do have libraries but there isn't fast internet (hell, most libraries don't EVEN have internet at all), we don't have FAMOUS English books (English books are VERY RARE...VERY RARE), so far I never got the chance to know a library offering CD's, DVD's or video games...ALSO one of the libraries I was subscribed to last year prohibited people to look for books, you had to call the librarian like you said and he'll struggle to search for your book -_-

So yeah, I hate those type of libraries :(

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